January 2012
I'm too cute to be single
but too independent to be tied down
whats. wrong. with. me
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It's okay everyone
the anon hate does not affect me, i’m cruising along on this very elevated New Years Eve. Have a great holiday everyone <3 ~
Anonymous asked: they are just telling you what you want to hear dude. all those people live so far away from you to even care why dont you get a grip dont let it go to your head like anything else does you think you are such hott shit but you are not. you are a little nasty slut who craves attention. you are so pathetic and nobody wants you man.
darrindipity asked: Ugh your anons are annoying. ANd they're wronggg. I think you're nice to your followers - says one of your followers. And i think its ironic he called you a no one while anon. An anon is no one. Plus, I want you. Come over here
jaymuse asked: whoa. whoa. whoa the fuck whoa. hey anons, shut the fuck up. why don't you actually fucking come off anon, and stop being pussy ass bitches. people like you are the disdain of this earth. shit, get a life dumbass hoes. and leave Cary alone! he is awesome. and a better person then you'll obviously ever be. your asks are insipid. you all suck.
Anonymous asked: omg what is going on. you are perfect. them bitches need to stfu
Anonymous asked: anon is totally right you are a piece of shit you think you are such hott stuff but you are nothing and nobody wants you
December 2011
Anonymous asked: Bitch, I don't give a fuck how many fucking notes I get. You can be "popular" on tumblr. But not in real life bitch! I bet you not even have friends.
Lost a follower,
y u mad tho snow ho?
Anonymous asked: Calm down. You are not even that cute.
if you talk shit about me behind my back
to my followers, why are you still trying to talk to me?
lol bitch y u so obsessed with me?
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List of (semi) regrets from last night.
Not wearing this fantastic new sweater I bought
Drunkenly confessing that I had a crush on my best friend
Making out with Jake. ((for the third time.))
Wearing GI joe boots ((My feet fucking hurt.))
Allowing pictures to be taken of myself.
BED.
Tonight was eventful, the way it always is when I drink too much and go to the club.
It's so funny when people from my real life
start to follow me on tumblr and they’re just like “what you’re an undercover freak”
Anonymous asked: How is your porn and masturbation going? It probably will have happened when you get this.
i hate making out with people sometimes
because then your mouth smells like them for the rest of the night
fuckingstevenglansberg:
Emma Stone’s character in Crazy Stupid Love during the “sex” scene will be me. Talking about random things, being awkward as shit.
i wanna watch some porn
and masturbate
i’m going to do exactly this soon
drunk
whatsthepointinsleeping:
full0fh4t3:
i bought some new boots at forever 21 tonight, they’re cute as fuck
I LOVE THIS FUCK AND HIS PERFECT BOOTS.
these boots gave me so much confidence tonight, i felt like the baddest bitch in the club.
no i'm not no fucking kid cudi
all my fans like me
Ugh.
elusiveheart:
My eyes are burning.. from all the crying, from being tired, from staring at this computer screen. I should sleep, but I can’t.
You’re all I want.. and it kills me to think I’m just an option, not the one. Fuck.
dflkjgshlgkjshdflghsldkfjghldkhgiehweilughdfklsf
traintopluton:
that’s what my brain sounds like right now
drunk
i bought some new boots at forever 21 tonight, they’re cute as fuck
the remix cd of Born This Way is really good
i don’t care what the critics say, yeah it’s a cash in but i don’t care i can jam to this shit all day
I'm a mission to find some cute black boots
I HAVE A BUDGET OF A 100 DOLLARS I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN
*too pretty to care*
pursuitofprofit replied to your post: you can’t ew anything i say because you haven’t…
FUCK YOU CUNT! Conversation is a two way street.
you can’t ew anything i say because you haven’t been TALKING TO ME YOU ARE ON PROBATION
pursuitofprofit replied to your post: I think big ears
eew.
tupacs-roommate:
i can’t listen to amy winehouse without feeling tremendously sad
she was like, my hero even when she was that hot ass mess nobody cared about.
I think big ears
are so fucking sexy and cute and adorable holy shit
random thought part 2
lovelyparisa:
i hate this cough i have. i’m not sick. it’s just an annoying fucking cough. daniel says it’s because i smoke too much weed. but i find that hard to believe. and my mother thinks i have allergies.
I JUST WANT THIS COUGH TO GO AWAY sj;gjaljgal’sjflajsfalsjfk
I have a weed smoker’s cough too. I got sick once, smoked the whole time I was sick, and the cough never went away....
I hate people who have 'typically' funny blogs
get some god damn creativity and stop reblogging lol cats all the fucking time and share some deeper insight into who you are god damn
i don’t care if your blog is like this and we talk i feel like being a bitch and if you don’t like it unfollow me you fucking idiots
Ugh the people I fall for
WHAT AM I THINKING?
I'm so over this website.
Anonymous asked: lmao. i work at a coffee shop and i hate it because it's cliche and annoying